Quotes Galore!

What the hell....I'm bored....since I posted a new favorite quote in my last blog I'll post a few more of my favorites. Some are from movies or tv....some are from everyday life.........The first quote is my favorite....it's such a seemingly innocent quote but if you were there when I adopted it, you'd get it...hell, it's my quote in my yearbook my senior year of high school......

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye." -James Hetfield

"To conquer death you only have to die" -Jesus

"Badger my ass! It's probably Milhouse..." -Homer J. Simpson

"If you can't work late...I can't work late....If I can't work late....I can't work late!" -Frank Cross from Scrooged

"Ludicrous speed! GO!" -Spaceballs

"When this baby hits 88 mph...you're gonna see some serious shit" -Dr. Emmett Brown

"That's a big twinkie" -Ghostbusters

"You're not beating nobody's ass!" -Chris Sowers

and lastly....one of my favorite exchanges between myself and my buddy Joe.....let me set this up. Joe used to like to step on the back of my shoes and give me the proverbial "flat tire". Sometimes he'd do it by accident, but most of the time I'm sure it was on purpose. Well, he'd do it....I'd get mad....he'd laugh...so it finally boiled over and lead to this.....

*Joe steps on my shoe for the billionth time.....

"Goddamit Joe!"
*Joe laughs "What?!"
"If you're gonna keep doing that at least act like you're sorry and say sorry or damn it or something!"
"OK, sorry man"
*We continue walking and Joe steps on my shoe again
"Damn it! Sorry"